Today's Highlights.

"Do you go here? What grade are you in?" - 9th grade girl next to me in line in the book room.

Also, as i was leaving today there was an old man in a blue sport coat handing out bibles in the parking lot. I asked him if he was allowed be there. He said "I don't really know."
Good luck old man, these kids wouldn't even read their rich grandmother's will.