Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Emergency Evacuation Plan.

In the event of a fire, room 315 west exits calmly and quietly through emergencey exit 9 via the west middle staircase. We are to assemble along the fence of the tennis courts and wait for the all clear signal before returning to class in an orderly manner.

In the event of a fire drill, room 315w west goes to the vending machine, shouts obscenities, wrestles in the hallway and staircase, and then stages an escape as soon as they hit the exit doors.

In the event of a fire, a sustained bell will ring throughout the school to indicate that all students and faculty must evacuate the building.

In the event of a fire drill, Ms. Corcoran will use to intercom to announce, "This is a fire drill, the fire bell is broken, please evacuate the building quickly and quietly."

In the event of a fire, Mr. Awesome will feel tranquil and safe armed with the knowledge that no inferno in the world that could create chaos equal to the bedlum that follows the announcement of a fire drill in a large public highschool.

In the event of a fire drill, Mr. Awesome will think, "Sweet, no third period."


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